Ode to my Dirty Kitchen
My kitchen, oh, my kitchen so tiny and mighty
Why must you be a filthy mess just about nightly?
Dishes upon dishes, and always more
At some point I'm sure they'll block the fridge door.
Cook, serve, clean, repeat. Cook, serve, clean, repeat.
I do think at someone is about to get beat.
I load and unload and load again
Gawd damn, you'd think the freakin' dishwasher was my boyfriend.
Why does it happen constantly every day and to my complete and total dismay
I can't believe I have to clean the son of a bitch 3 times a day.
Really, now ladies, I must confess...
This fucking kitchen just makes me a hot mess!
xoxox
My kitchen, oh, my kitchen so tiny and mighty
Why must you be a filthy mess just about nightly?
Dishes upon dishes, and always more
At some point I'm sure they'll block the fridge door.
Cook, serve, clean, repeat. Cook, serve, clean, repeat.
I do think at someone is about to get beat.
I load and unload and load again
Gawd damn, you'd think the freakin' dishwasher was my boyfriend.
Why does it happen constantly every day and to my complete and total dismay
I can't believe I have to clean the son of a bitch 3 times a day.
Really, now ladies, I must confess...
This fucking kitchen just makes me a hot mess!
xoxox
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