If you can ignore that my old skool BFF of the past 23 years got the cops called on us before I even managed to get out of my Jeep. Sigh. Only she could pull that off. Some things never change.
She was saving a spot for me since parking was a living hell when a woman driving a fairly large truck yelled from her window, "THERE"S NO SAVING SPOTS!" and proceeded to nudge my friend, who was standing in the spot, with her front bumper until she got out of the way. Many colorful words were exchanged, or so I'm told, and then my BFF allegedly said something about slashing the lady's tires.
This prompted the crazy bitch to call the police. Seriously. Cuuuuraaaazzeeee!!! I was just coming up on the scene when I found a spot of my own, thankfully. The BFF walked over my way with her kids and then came the squad cars...
Otherwise, we had a lovely day at the Zoo.
My BFF and H




"Yes, officer, she DID hit me with her car; I'd I like to have her charged with assault."
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