Stuff.

Stuff. Damn, stuff.

I wanted some stuff for the kid. He has fallen in love with Jay Jay the Jet Plane. Jay Jay the creepy face weirdo blue jet plane. Creepy cartoon. But since he loves it already and can sing a lot of the theme song I felt it my duty as a mom to acquire him some late 90s Jay Jay the effin' Jet Plane stuff. And the only place to find antiquated PBS cartoon toys is in the land of amazing, and sometimes crappy, stuff...

eBay...

...where I found a multitude of toys and managed to find a little airport play set with the hangar and the barn along with 4 planes. Then after being satisfied with my purchase I went on to look to see if I could find some Trio Block sets, a big favorite of his right now. And of course I found some and had to bid right away on them...

Before I knew it I was looking at vintage Pyrex, a weakness of mine... Ooooh...look at all the colors...Oh, my effin gawd! The primary refrigerator set! Sqqqqqeeeeaaaaalllll!!!!! Happy dance! Kind of pricey...but no, look at that beautiful blue split dish...and that set of 3 small classic bowls...

The blue dish and the bowls have already been shipped.

Did I mention it had been at least 5 years, almost 6 now, that I had even ventured near eBay? I had a great seller's account that my ex argued with me enough to annoy me about that I just let it go. I then had to start over, and what a load of crap that is...and work. Pffft. I even had to set a new Paypal accout because my account was sooo old that it the bank holding checking account attached has gone out of business and I burned any of that information long ago. Lame.

I have to blame this on my iPhone eBay app. It just made it so. damn. easy! Fuck. It sucked me right in!

Now that I have some lovely new Pyrex on it's way my thoughts have turned to furniture and a place for my new stuff along with the rest of my collection of Pyrex stuff. It's a practical collection, I use it often, but it now deserves a better place of display than stacked on top of the fridge looking all cluttery. I need a long and tall china hutch of some nature. Yes...or maybe a wall shelf of squares...Ikea maybe...yes...and I'd really like a new dresser for that redneck. I do hate that dresser. He needs big deep drawers to make a mess in unlike the crappy shallow ones in there now...too bad I can't find nice matching bedroom set that I liked on the craigslist for a good price...and I sure wish I had some kind of a sideboard for the living room...and that upstairs family room could use work, it has so much potential...and some storage shelves for the basement...ooh, look here on craigslist...

I need some stuff. Really, I need lots of stuff. How did I suddenly need all of this stuff...or maybe I just want it, but you know, I really could use it. The stuff. I can't believe I want so much stuff! I never really want stuff. Or maybe I tell my self that so it makes it all better for my wittle fwagile heawrt who just really wants some stuff. What ever it is, I just don't have the money for the stuff so will just sit here and want more stuff...

Like Just Dance 3 for the Wii and Mario Party, and...

Damnitall, Donna! you didn't even need that other stuff...even if I didn't get stuff for my birthday...yet.

Effin' stuff. It will all just end up in the basement some day like the rest of my stuff. I guess I don't need any more stuff...but some furniture would be nice...



George Carlin help me now.

Fucking stuff.

^I want this stuff too...damn it!^