A Little Diddy by Donna

A little tune I whipped up just this afternoon. Enjoy.


Sing along to the tune of Jimmy Crack Corn...

My house is a mess and I don't care
My house is a mess and I don't care
My house is a mess and I don't care
I'm going to sit my ass right down

My Mother in Law is coming over and I don't care
My Mother in Law is coming over and I don't care
My Mother in Law is coming over and I don't care
Because she's bringing a pizza

When she gets here I'll ignore her
When she gets here I'll ignore her
When she gets here I'll ignore her
Just to prove a point

I'm an asshole and I don't care
I'm an asshole and I don't care
I'm an asshole and I don't care
In your fucking face!

I don't give a fuck what you say
I don't give a fuck what you say
I don't give a fuck what you say
You're crazy anyway!

Ohhhh!

My house is a mess and I don't care
My house is a mess and I don't care
My house is a mess and I don't care
I refuse to clean it just for you!

I'm an asshole and I don't care
I'm an asshole and I don't care
I'm an asshole and I don't care
In your fucking face!

EVERYBODY!

I don't give a fuck what you say
I don't give a fuck what you say
I don't give a fuck what you say
You're crazy anyway!